1. i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

    So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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  2. baddygirl-2:

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    knowledgeandlove:

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    #and I just don’t feel entitled to someone else’s life’s work.

    That comment exactly!! It’s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

    This is why honey is not vegan.

    The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isn’t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.

    The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and I’m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Stevia’s going the same way, iirc.

    Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and it’s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.

    It’s their life’s work, sure, but it’s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

    literally read anything about the history of sugarcane and the cuban sugar industry if you think sugar is or ever has been more ethical than honey

    So what about all the latin americans who eat and grow quinoa in their own diet now have none cuz of demand from vegans like y’all??

    hmmm?

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  3. mulaney:

    Thanks Grantland. 

     

  4. semiscaryspice:

    remember the one episode of the maya rudolph show? yeah me too. 

    why is it so hard being a maya fan.

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  5. iambluedog:

    Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges

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  6. I have been kind of tense lately. Just thinking about the new Star Wars sequel.

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